"Want to hear a joke about my cock? Actually,...
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
dear stephanie meyer,
please note that when the love of hermione’s life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroying the world’s most powerful dark wizard. when the love of bella’s life left her, she curled up in the fetal position, went numb for months then jumped off a cliff. sincerely, j.k. rowling
On a scale of Anne Frank to Osama Bin Laden, how good was my hiding spot? Sincerely, Saddam Hussein
That moment when you're running late and you can't...